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Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It took several days to dislodge the V-Chip from my brain. The procedure was done with a plastic spoon and no anesthesia —- unless one considers listening to the Democrats debate the same issues over and over again mind numbing. Although in all fairness, the McCain proposal to suspect the 18 cent a gallon gas tax to "give Americans a summer vacation" was proof that, not only had our minds been reduced to mush, but our new batch of politicos are fully equipped with V-Chips of their own. Clinton picking up the ball and running with it a few weeks later had me scratching my head, wondering if our two party system was really a one party system divided by a common foe — George Bush. A lesser boy would have wilted under the pressure — both from the procedure and absurd idea our government actually ...