Comrades. Friends. Fellow Gas Guzzlers

Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is behind the insane spike in oil prices?  Some blame speculators for the wild run, but who are these speculators? Hedge Funds? Terrorists? OPEC? Car Companies? Big Oil?  Alternative Energy? Republicans? Democrats? Bicycle Companies?    With high oil prices threatening to dramatically slow down not just the US economy but also the global economy along with it, you have to wonder whom really stands to benefit. I have given great thought to the situation and have come to the conclusion, after taking a close look at the usual suspects, that there is a massive conspiracy afoot.  OPEC was at the top of the list, but it made no sense.  With gas at S135 a barrel they should be drilling like there is no tomorrow.  If you had a lemonade stand and prices went from 50 cents a glass to 5 bucks, you'd be producing as much lemonade as possible — unless you didn't have more lemons.  Terrori...